Britains Got Talent 2009

[MissTVWorlds]

Well its time to once again see what Britain has to offer this years Britains Got Talent has definitely kicked off to a great start with some amazing acts and off course some not so great one’s, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan are back trying to find an act for this years Royal Variety Performance as usual the winner will receive the prize of £100,000 oh and lets not forget if your lucky Simon may well sign you up afterwards.

Previous winners include George Sampson who won lasts years show with his street dancing act while opera singer Paul Potts won in 2007.

Savros Flatley and his son were great it made me lol so much it was hilarious one of the best acts all night at first you couldn’t help but think over weight guy running on stage this is going to be pants but it turned into a fantastic performance.

Susan Boyle was incredibly amazing everybody laughed at her when she walked on all thinking she was going to be a another person who was great to laugh at and instead she shut everyone up with her beautiful voice within seconds she had the judges captivated and you can bet she will be one to look out for.
She is the female version of Paul Potts and has proven once again don’t judge a book by its cover!

Flawless were brilliant some serious body popping and they looked so smart and sleek their performance was incredible they were all in sink with one another absolutely amazing whoa even Simon stood up to applaud them blimey he said one of the best things he’s seen in his life.

Good Evans certainly had the aww factor and was not half bad the boy Elliot especially was very good as all the judges pointed out.

Coventry dance troupe looked good though we only got a glimpse shame they don’t live in the US where they would be truly appreciated.

Fabia cerra once a great dancer and looked fit however children have left her not looking as great as she once was especially for the act she just did of a strip tease a bit cringe worthy.

Not so good tonight was the crazy witch lady and James who attempted to break the world record for how many Ferrero Rocher chocolates in a minute he could eat, it sounded bad when he revealed he only had to eat more than 7 to break the record but when he only managed 4 that was just terrible even Ant managed to eat 5 and he wasn’t auditioning.

Also Gwyneth the witch who’s act was terrible and came across as a complete lunatic after walking off she then briefly returned to tell the judges she was cursing them and they would be doomed, what a complete fruit loop.

Oh and the 60yr old Andy who thought he could dance but instead just waved his arms around what that was about was a loss to me and then Ant and Dec had to half drag him off the stage.

[MrFlicks]

My main question is "Do we have another Paul Potts! in the making with Susan Boyle? Boy she shocked a few people and made em (especially Micky takers) think for few minutes about their way of thinking didn't she?

[MissTVWorlds]

I cant believe singing souls or trolls as Simon appropriately named them not only did they sound awful but the girl in the middle had the worst attitude problem ever “bite me” she said, with an attitude like that someone is more likely to smack her.

The royal mail worker dressed as Darth Vader was a bit weird lol “the force will be strong” he added before going on stage hmm lots of heavy breathing lol pretty sad for a 37yr old his act was just swinging his light saver about, omg he’s now doing a Michael Jackson dance as Darth Vader which was funny but still rubbish.

Julian Smith the sax player is pretty damn good I think even Simon thought so despite his bad mood and impatience at the start.

I cant believe how many people agree bringing their dogs on and they are unlikely to get picked after lasts years dog act the dog who wouldn’t run through the ring of fire was so funny.

Peter the guy dressed as a woman was really funny to start then started the act and through his/her coat of to reveal one seriously enormous belly while dancing to Holly Valances Kiss Kiss, Piers and Amanda do my head in at saying yes to stupid acts they talk about this show being all about finding talent yet they put people through who have non and as if the Queen wants to see that arhhhh stupid judges Simon is the only one with any sense.

DCD Seniors were pretty good I like how they all changed outfits 2x lol Simon thought one girl in the group was the prettiest girl he’d ever seen one sure way to get through..

Shaheen singing Valerie wasn’t that great and Simon stopped him and asked him to sing something else so he burst out Michael Jackson and was so much better and Simon was then happy so much so him and the audience stood up to applause him.

[MrFlicks]

Shaheen and the Saxophone player both blew the crowd away. Good job to as most of the others we're abysmal!

[MissTVWorlds]

Claire who was first on was rather funny not only the dancing which was hilarious but she actually thought she could sing and she regularly does karaoke, just as bad was Lee the trolley pusher song was awful and he fell flat on his backside.

Alexandria who swung round in the massive hoop/wheel was good and what was even better was Piers who thought it looked so easy and then bottled it as he didn’t dare roll over in it serves him right for being a smarty pants.

Tonight’s show also features a guest appearance from Kelly Brook who was set to be a judge but it was decided afterwards it didn’t work so only appears for a short slot.

Holly the 10yr old ballerina was good at dancing but when she started singing she was amazing Susan Boyle has a rival she was good she received a standing ovation from everyone blimey Piers said in three years he has never heard a child sing as well as her most definitely four yeses.

DJ Talent was hilarious his dress sense was a little mad not to mention his 28 gold teeth and when he started rapping which was just repeating the same lines of I say Britain you say Talent, oh my god he got four yeses that was so funny he really wasn’t very good though he was amusing.

Mike who balanced standing on knives and then lowering his mouth onto another was mad all the judges were really scared and then were horrified thinking he had knifed himself sadly for him his act seemed to dangerous to appeal.

Oh my god the girls playing keyboard while doing a little dance were awful no surprise they were buzzed as was the guy banging the drums and looked really sweaty and annoyed when he was rejected.

Dan the ex fork lift driver looked a right mess and his singing was terrible not to mention it was flat as a pancake while other times sounded like a strangled cat screeching lol as Simon said drag acts are supposed to look and sound like women and he did neither.

Diversity the street dance group were absolutely brilliant, amazing and fantastic it looked terrific and when one of them popped out of the bag was cool the slow mo marathon was well done the tall guy who creates the choreography has some talent and a half, without a doubt three huge yeses they made tonight’s show rock!!!

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Father and daughter duo Two Alike didn’t go down to well he couldn’t really sing just very average and while the girl could dance it didn’t really fit with the song so not surprisingly they got three no’s.

Another duo of auntie and nephew singing were equally as bad it looked a bit odd with such a large age gap, another duo Addicted looked more promising however but again flopped both could play their instruments especially the violinist but the music just didn’t sound great and then suddenly the judges asked for the violinist back on stage and ended inviting her back the next day to audition on her own though silly girl took forever to answer yes or no!

Oh my god the lad Brian who played his nose as an instrument was rubbish I can’t believe he thought he had a talent. Callum the 12yr old was really entertaining and he looked so cute he had one massive smile as did Simon when he told him three yeses.

the violinist did excellent she played like mad and sounded fantastic

I can’t believe that three old ladies named knit and Natter actually went on stage to sit and finger knit and lasted about two seconds of explaining of how to do it before Simon buzzed them and it wasn’t long before the crowd was booing.
I can’t believe the woman who sang as Marilyn Monroe diamonds are a girl’s best friend when she went to sits on the judge’s buzzer and then had to be escorted away by the bouncers Simon was in shock.

Kay who thought he would be famous all over the world with his saxophone with his natural voice was funny didn’t really sound like a sax but the audience loved it I couldn’t believe it when Amanda and Piers said yes what were they thinking?

Jamie Pugh was nervous as hell wasn’t sure if he would be able to perform but I think he pulled it off he was excellent and sang with such emotion Amanda was sat there shocked as anything while Simon had a big smile of course the judges loved it the poor guy was just over whelmed and looked like he had been knocked sideways.

[MissTVWorlds]

Mr Methane was gross it was bad enough watching him ram a microphone up his bum but watching his face while he did it was disgusting why do these people think the Queen will want to see this?

And Eugene who walked on with a custard slice on his head with the joke I’ve just come back from the hair dressers and had it put in a bun yeh hilarious.

Emma who stated the judges will go home thinking “I’m glad I met that woman” what a joke she started the song badly twice and third time wasn’t much better she said she had made people cry with her singing they must have cried to be rid of her not to mention her bust was about to pop out of her dress at any moment, lol maybe the backing track was to loud she said and then it was the mike any excuse she could think of she really thought she could sing.

Rofl the ventriloquist who wasn’t actually a ventriloquist it was a recording and he just pretended to throw his voice.

Merlin the escapologist talk about dangerous he escaped his chains and juggled fire all the while with his head encased in water and he got through deservedly so if anything but for his guts.

Greg the singer looked a bit Emo style when he arrived but he opened his mouth and blimey he sounded like a woman at first you wouldn’t think looking at him he could sing opera or sound so amazing it was strangely weird lol Simon said it was like a dog meowing and was very puzzled how that happened most definitely three yeses though Simon said he didn’t have a clue.

Aww little Thomas doing his magic act was so cute and he totally baffled Simon how he did his act so funny when he said he didn’t want to meet the Queen the idea seemed to terrify him.

Frankie the interpreter all wrapped up in her coat then she came back on wearing not a lot to do belly dancing Simon face was a picture not sure whether it was shock or disbelief but she had three no’s.

Lots of stripping off in tonight’s show there was the girl taking her bra off flashing all, the male stripper with super tight silver pants who made it through and then there was the older guy who tore his clothes off leaving just a red pouch covering his bits.

Dreambears were hilarious three middle age men wearing layered rah rah skirts doing the can can it was hardly a talent but non the less it was fun despite Simon hating it they got through much to the audiences pleasure.

Shaun Smith was good and lucky for him with his friends in the audience everyone liked him a standing ovation and a big grin from Simon lol Amanda said one criticism was that he should take his hand out his pocket to which Simon didn’t take kindly to telling she moan about about Frank Sinatra’s tie he likes this guy and so did I!

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Neil Horne the 61 yr old who did the Irish jig was funny with his chicken legs popping up and down as he went round and round in a circle and through Piers and Amanda’s stupidity he got through lol.

Harmony the two girls were alright bad outfits and bad song they looked slightly angry while singing but not bad three yeses as did Gareth the man dress in a karate suit who was acting like a bad movie where the voice doesn’t match in time with their lips, certainly had the judges laughing.

Sugar Time the girl street dance group got through but didn’t match up to the past dance acts by a mile they were ok but it looked amateurish they just lacked the skill and moves.

Kelly Brooke has once again joined the panel as a guest in the Manchester auditions!

Back from last years auditions is Brenda who had a mix up with her music and was unable to perform so maybe this time it will go better or maybe not music does not help her terrible singing truth be told thank goodness four no’s.

Michael Clayton doing a Michael Jackson act was awful his legs were flying all over the place he was one of a thousand acts that received a resounding NO!!!

Aww 2 Grand who were granddad and granddaughter were very good well mostly the granddaughter though I think once upon a time the granddad might have had a voice the audience certainly liked them as they gave a standing ovation and despite Simon thinking they were too sweet they got through with three yeses.

Faces of Disco were hilarious even Simon had to laugh when they put his and Louis faces on the dancing was great and it was just so funny blimey Simon admitted he buzzed to early thinking they were just a YMCA act and so they got four yeses.

Shailou the brother and sister act were excellent for being so young they were very talented!
What A Palaver another male stripping act also managed to get through with their handbags covering their bits!

MD Show group were a big group and their dress and make-up was excellent they were ten times better than the earlier dance act they had some real enthusiasm and skill can’t wait to see them again and with four yeses we will be!

Natalie the 10yr old was so cute and her voice was so big and clear she was so confident unsurprisingly the audience loved her as did the judges she couldn’t believe it when she got four yeses awww what a cutie pie she was beautiful!

Floral Highnotes has to be one of the strangest acts ever she is an excellent opera singer but what’s with the flower arranging by him shame the audience felt the need to shout off off off luckily they got through thanks to Amanda and Piers though the woman should get rid of her other half’s flower arranging.

Aidan Davis was brilliant and considering he’s 11 he’s could be better than George Sampson he was amazing he could really move he created all his moves in his bedroom what a little talented star and all the judges thought the same Simon said 1million% yes!!!
Lol Simon says he just saw a complete and utter super star!!!

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David Watson was so funny singing the mighty jungle and I can’t believe he said it was Simon’s favorite song talk about murdering a song.

Denton Wilson whose face was painted in gold and was so pure muscle it was unbelievable and getting through to the next round was a breeze with his moon walk, the guy who juggled apples while eating them was mad he got in a right mess.

The barrow boys were ace I thought it was rubbish at first but it got really good they managed to some cool moves with wheel barrows of all things and it was nice that they were all farmers.

Julia the Latvian belly dancer was an excellent mover and looked rather hot well Simon was certainly thinking that as at the end of her act all he could say was WOW in fact Simon thought she was gorgeous.

Nick Hell managed to make most people feel ill by attaching chains to his large pierced ears and swinging a dustbin and madly had his fiancé drop a bowling ball on his stomach and despite Simon never wanting to see them again Amanda and Piers put him through.

Mitchell Lange who apparently played the guitar was terrible but was very funny and at least provided a laugh.

Ajay a social worker was terrible he actually thought he could dance and it was so bad stupid fool then refused to leave until he got three yeses so all the judges left for a break and yet he still sat there as if that would change their minds.

Kieran Gaffney the 12yr old playing the drums was excellent he was enjoying it so much and he was so into it not to mention he actually had talent the audience loved it and along with Amanda gave a standing ovation and of course received three yeses.

Destined for more were extraordinary the couple were excellent had some amazing moves and were so graceful definitely through to the next round as was Aaron Watson the 10yr old what a cheeky little thing and clearly destined to be a professional ballet dancer at the very least.

Oooh Hot Honeyz were hot indeed all excellent dancers and brilliant choreography but can the same be said about the next act 73 yr old Fred who’s a self taught break dancer oh my god I cant believe he can move so well not exactly break dancing but one hell of a mover and the judges were clearly impressed and all stood up to applaud him that had to be one of the heart warming acts I’ve seen in ages.

Carrie Ann the burlesque dancer who recreated Dita Von Teese act of dancing in a champagne glass was very sexy she looked great cant wait to see her again and see what else she’s got!

Martin Matcham the guitarist could clearly play but the singing was awful and Simon was less than impressed looking rather bored though Piers thought he rocked as did Amanda and despite Simons comments he got through and then the mother in law went onstage to tell Simon exactly what she thought of him but Simon looked only amused.

Well that’s the end of the auditions and its now down to the judges to go back through all the acts and decide who they still like and wish to continue through to the live semi finals and who should be sent home though it wont be easy as Amanda thinks some of the stupidest acts are deserving of performing in front of the Queen and Piers isn’t much better either, its no wonder Simon is so rich because he’s always right and the other two are plonkers.

The lucky final 40 that are through to the semi finals are:-

Aidan Davis – Dancer
Ben and Becky – Ballroom Dancers
Brit Chix – Rock Band
Callum Francis – Musical Theatre
Darth Jackson – Michael Jackson/ Darth Vader Impersonator
DCD Seniors – Dance Troupe
Diversity – Street Dancers
DJ Talent – Rapper
Dream Bears – Comedy Dancers
Fabia Cerra – Burlesque Dancer
Faces of Disco – Comedy Dancers
Flawless – Street Dancers
Floral High Notes – Flower Arranging and Opera Singing
Fred Bowers – Breakdancer
Gareth Oliver – Comedy Impersonator
Good Evans – Family Singing Group
Greg Pritchard – Male Soprano
Harmony – Musical Theatre
Hollie Steel – Singer/ Dancer
Hot Honeyz – Dancers
Jackie Prescott and Tippy Toes – Dog Act
Jamie Pugh – Singer
Julia Naidenko – Belly Dancer
Julian Smith – Saxophonist
Kay Oresanya – The Living Saxophone
Luke Clements – Juggler/ Street Performer
Mama Trish – Drag Act
Martin Machum – Guitarist
MD Showgroup – Dancers
Merlin Cadogan – Physical Performer
Natalie Okri – Singer
Nick Hell – Street Performer
Shaheen Jafargholi – Singer
Shaun Smith – Singer
Stavros Flatly – Comedy Dancers
Sue Son – Violinist
Sugarfree – Street Dancers
Susan Boyle – Singer
The Barrow Boys – Wheelbarrow Dancing
2 Grand - Singers

[MissTVWorlds]

Once again Diversity know how to entertain pulling off some fantastic moves to some great music like Mission Impossible the little kid got thrown around like a ball enough to send him dizzy totally fantastic performance, they are so funny even when their number was being read out to vote they did a little calling sign.

Wow Sue Son must have had hair extensions put in she looked very sexy while playing the violin though for some reason she didn’t hit the same notes with me as last time which is a shame considering she lost her friend.

Darth Jackson same old thing as last time except with more people I cant believe he got through honestly Piers was feeling the force how pathetic can you get oh thank goodness Amanda thinks now that he lacks what he had the first time and Simon of course thinks he is just plain mad.

Natalie Okri is as cute as last time and is singing just as well she really moves while singing she definitely has the aww factor and she was overjoyed with the judges comments and Simon thought she was the cutest kid he had ever seen though thought she may have picked the wrong song.

Belly dancing Julia Naidenko looked pretty hot once again and Simon was watching her like a hawk though Amanda buzzed her half way through blimey she sure has long blonde hair though it wasn’t very different from her first performance but what the heck she looks gorgeous almost like a mermaid with that hair and long skirt.

Nick Hell is trying some more dangerous stunts tonight with his ears firstly putting a drill up his nose and then through it followed by a very large pick axe attached to his ears and smashing a plate and sadly for him he didn’t get to finish his chain saw act which would have cut an in his mouth, and strangely his fiancé tried joining in doing the same ear swinging thing, all in all rather sick and not worthy of watching.

Faces of Disco were brilliant once again their act is the same as before with different people but it is just so damn funny and I think the royal family couldn’t help but laugh I cant believe they had so many Simon Cowells on stage dancing brilliant made me laugh that’s for sure.

Susan Boyle now here is someone who has a lot of pressure on her and many expectations by millions of people ooh bad start but I think she has done it she sounds beautiful singing Elaine Paiges’s Memories and my god did she belt it out towards the end, lol she said pressure what pressure?

Only two acts can go through to the final and the publics vote for the first act is Susan Boyle and the second act will be chosen from two of the publics favorites by the judges who are Diversity and Natalie Okri.
Piers has chosen Diversity, Amanda has chosen Natalie and Simon chooses Diversity meaning Diversity are going through to the final!