Desperate Housewive Season 6

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Season 6 Episode 1 - Nice Is Different Than Good

Well the season has finally arrived and after many months of guessing whether Catherine or Susan would marry Mike it is in fact Susan, though in a flash back 6weeks before the wedding Catherine is taking the split from Mike surprisingly well though knowing her she will have something up her sleeve.
Lol Mike saying Catherine will really surprise her yeah by staring at her freakily from her front porch.

I can’t believe Bree is going to sleep with Susan’s ex Carl he is such a grease ball though I suppose it will make the billing cheaper.

Oh poor Lynette she never gets a break one drama after the other at her time of life the last thing she needs is two more babies and you can guarantee Tom will be little help.

Oooh a new family are moving onto Wisteria Lane though the son Danny who doesn’t want to live there seems a bit creepy and has just caught his eye on Julie, hasn’t taken the new neighbour Angie long to have tea with the rest of the girls.
To make this family even odder Danny has secured tutoring with Julie and his father makes a strange comment to Julie about her being way out of his leagur.

Rofl at Lynette telling this first time mum about how her husband will let her down and how kids will drive her mad blimey she has reduced the woman to tears, which is the way Bree looks right now upon Carl presenting her the hotel in which he wants to sleep with her sadly for him Bree will not sleep in a disgusting room.

Oh no a delivery guy has just delivered Susan’s wedding dress to Catherine and you just know Susan will get it in some awful mutated state or not receive it at all, OMG Catherine has the wedding dress on and is now teasing Susan by standing near bubbling hot tomato sauce as Susan practically put it to Mike the dress was held ransom.

Oooh Gaby is having a tough time laying the law down with her niece Anna who has gone to a late night party at a club despite Gaby saying no so Gaby being Gaby she has gone to the club and told the entire place if she doesn’t find her niece she will call the cops.
Rofl she got crowd surfed and swiftly taken home but Anna is determined she will do what she wants even if it means moving out but Gaby has now signed the guardianship papers and promises Anna she will be mean to stop her ruining her life and even though Anna acts peeved it is clear she is secretly happy about the signed papers.

I cant believe that Orson thinks by bribing Bree he can make their marriage work though credit for his determination to keep trying I am actually surprised that Bree doesn’t want to save face in front of everyone by making her marriage work, though his little chat with her has made her make the move towards Carl to consummate their relationship.

Lynette and Tom are having their first scan and Lynette has just admitted that she doesn’t love them Tom tries his best to tell her she will love them once she has them in her arms but I think this will not be a short term thing and may continue for some time.

Oooh what a cow bag Catherine is forcing Susan to make an apology in the middle of her wedding ceremony or she will make a scene no one will forget quick thinking Susan locks her in the cupboard and manages to get through her vows before Catherine breaks out and attempts to ruin it all, luckily Mike stops her but Susan become the bigger person by taking centre stage and apologises in the hope of having her friend back but Catherine whispers she is still not happy.

Oooh what is with this new family Angie just said “everyone has to think we are nice normal people” and then she unzips her dress to reveal massive scar tissue down her back.

And finally Julie was emptying the trash when she was strangled from behind and left for dead on the lawn and the assailant looked very much like Danny!

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Being Alive

Aww Karen meeting Roy and trying to tell him how she felt while waiting to hear something back and is then interrupted by the discovery of Julie’s body on the lawn lol at Karen screaming.

Fresh breath mints upon waking for Mike and Susan that is ever so slightly over the top rofl and it was for nothing because of MJ wanting to play in their room talk about bad timing though when she hears about Julie her day will get even worse.

Hmm something decisively fishy about Danny, Nick and Angie

I can’t believe Lynette just lied to her kids about being pregnant making up this whole story about eating bad clams though I cant believe Katherine just told Orson that Mike doesn’t love Susan and their marriage won’t last!

Good way to start the episode showing what was happening the morning they all heard Karen scream!!

Oh nice Mike finds out Julie’s been strangled while having liaisons with Bree.

Oooh didn’t take Carlos, Tom, and Orson long to point the finger at the new family mainly Danny as he was seen arguing with Julie and even his parents seem to be worried about where he was that night and their idea about going round offering hugs and finding out what people know doesn’t seem like a great idea.

Whoa Lynette and Gaby just arrived at the hospital and upon hearing they were going to give Julie an x-ray Lynette just spilled the beans that Julie thinks she is pregnant, you can bet that Susan will flip not only at her daughter but her friend for not telling her the moment she found out.

Katherine doesn’t waste no time in trying to make a move on Mike by pretending to be all neighbourly bringing food over god what cow using what as happened as an excuse to move.
Though Bree’s timing isn’t much better arriving at the hospital to check Carl won’t spill the beans though Julie may do that seeing as she just saw then kissing.

Rofl detectives arriving to question Ana and Gaby finding out that not only did she sneak out but was with Danny and bought alcohol so funny asking the officers to borrow their mace or taser.

Oh yeh Susan is seriously mad at Lynette for not telling her and thinks because Julie said it was complicated with the father Susan thinks she is in trouble and now blames Lynette.

Gaby is getting the trellis cut down after finding out that Ana used it as means of escape out of her room but when the gardener said it was pretty beat up and was surprised it held her wait Gaby just tried climbing up it and of course it broke classic comedy watching her fall backwards.
Gaby confronts Ana about lying to the police over Danny and immediately goes to call the police.

Rule number 1 from Susan never sleep with your friends e, Bree goes onto ask surely it would be different if Katherine had slept with Carl instead of Mike but Susan says it would be worse because any friend who would sleep with Carl after all the pain he caused her would not be any kind of friend and not one she would ever speak to again leaving Bree looking rather panicky.

Unbelievable Katherine is making out to Orson that Mike made a pass at her when she took the casserole over what an evil witch though I’m sure Orson is thinking she must be lying seeing as they him and Susan have only been married a day and Julie is in hospital.

Aww poor Lynette having just told the only other person than Tom about her pregnancy and her doubts I think one good thing about it is the fact Susan can’t stay mad at her when her friend is so clearly upset and that they both need a friend.

Oooh Angie just spoke to Gaby about Ana being with Danny to which made clear she knows it was a lie and Ana is talking to the cops at that very minute not to mention Karen is giving Angie a stare and a half leaving Angie rushing home to try and figure something out in the hope of helping her son not that she could do anything and Danny was taken away by the police while Susan, Karen and everyone else stood watching!

Role on next week……………

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Never Judge A Lady By Her Lover

Ouch how to annoy your husband have dinner with him and then along comes the man you had an affair with to whom you inquire and show more interest than you should, Carlos takes note Gaby flicks her hair and seems bothered by her overall presentation.

Bob isn’t doing a great job of being Susan’s friend and neighbour by representing Angie’s son Danny over Julie’s strangulation Susan may also regret making a public announcement about Danny I get the feeling Angie won’t let her get away with it.

Lynette just announced the news of her pregnancy to her other children and it didn’t go down well with comments being made like worlds oldest mum and they are irresponsible and of course the classic your to old as my parents to be having sex.

Bob is discussing the case with Angie’s family and he wants to get in touch with their old friends but when he is pushed off the subject Danny explodes and reveals the family has big dark secrets leaving Angie worried and wanting to know their conversation is confidential.

Mike is beginning to worry about Susan and the trouble that she could cause by winding up the the neighbours about their children not being safe this could easily turn into a mob situation.
Later Susan takes things even further when she hides in her car with a camera she reveals to Lynette who catches her that she is doing surveillance on Danny

John has decided to pay a visit to Carlos to suggest his niece work for him at his restaurant at first Carlos isn’t interested but John points out how annoyed Gaby would be so Carlos soon changes his mind, telling Gaby of the plan his suspicions are confirmed that she is jealous.

Talking of jealousy Bree puts her foot in it when she turns up at a dinner with Orson and thinks Carl is following her and feels rather silly when it turns out he is there with another woman and she has plans for the evening though it gets even more awkward when it turns out the woman Candice knows Orson as he was her dentist, table for four anyone?
Rofl after more than one catty remark to from Bree Orson takes Candice for a dance and Bree seizes her moment to ruin Carl’s night grabbing some olive oil she chucks it into the path of Orson who slips along with Candice who then has to make a trip to A&E for a suspected broken nose.

Lynette is put in a awkward position when Carlos offers her a promotion which lots of benefits she accepts but questions him why he didn’t give it to someone else Carlos reveals the other person is pregnant so she is no longer in the picture leaving Lynette in a difficult position.

Bree little stunt has had consequences she hadn’t counted on Orson thinks she made him and Candice fall on purpose because she was jealous and therefore is still in love with him Bree is horrified and quickly calls Carl about a weekend away.

Danny’s friend comes over hoping he can fix his car Susan quickly goes over to confront him over Julie and as Danny lowers himself under the car she lowers the car jack squashing Danny under the car, Angie quickly comes to his aid with a baseball bat to defend him and tells Susan if she goes near her son again she will kill her!

Lol it doesn’t take long for Lynettes pregnancy to impact on her new position when she is seated with Carlos and partners who is intent on having her drink his own wine Tom quickly distracts them as he first chucks her wine away and then second swigs it as quick as possible which is more likely to make them think Lynette is an alcoholic.

Angie thinks that Danny needs to be able to take care of himself and so informs him of where they keep a loaded gun after they continue to receive silent and threatening phonecalls.

Susan is left devastated when Mike returns home after speaking to Bob and informs her that Danny has been cleared of the attack on Julie because he was captured on cctv drinking for over an hour.

Else where Gaby seems about as happy as Susan when she reminisces over her and John after searching out a photo of them both I am hoping she wouldn’t be that stupid to throw away her marriage for a second time after all her and Carlos have been through.

Ending the episode we watch on as Susan heads over to help Angie pick up the litter that is strewn all over her lawn in the hope of being forgiven!

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The-God-Why-Dont-You-Love-Me Blues

Katherine seems to have no qualms about who she informs about Mike and Susan’s marriage she has just told Bree that Mike is only waiting for Julie to get better and then will dump her; the woman is living in cloud cookoo land!

Danny wants to quit school as no one wants anything to do with him because everyone thinks he is some perv but Angie is doing her best to be nice and make him stay at school when questioned by her husband she admits if they don’t keep him happy he is sure to get into trouble.

Rofl Lynette is fighting off advances by Tom he’s hoping for a boob day of all things because they are currently looking so big and he’s really hoping he can get in there before they end up being obstacles he mustn’t touch due to their tenderness.

John is doing a fantastic job winding Gaby up by bringing home Ana from work but its safe to say it won’t be happening again ooh Gaby is seriously getting her knickers in a twist she has now not only found condoms in Ana’s belongings but she is sickened by the fact that Ana says she is love with him.

Andrew has resurfaced to visit Julie and accidently revealed that she hasn’t attended college for weeks and Susan’s dream of her daughter becoming a top surgeon seem to be going down the pan fast as Julie has decided to be a waitress until she decides what it is she wants to do and to top it off has been seeing a married man.

Oh Angie is so very desperate she has just pulled over Preston to bribe him into throwing Danny a party even though are not even friends but then cash speaks louder so hell why not?

OMG Carlos and co are gawping at Lynette’s breast they have indeed got somewhat bigger no wonder Tom wants a piece luckily for her Carlos thinks she has had a boob job when he confronts her about it they have such a hilarious conversation she thinks he is talking about the twins while he thinks she is talking about the two teenage twins, rofl Carlos said don’t try to hide things from me I am a little to sharp for that.

Susan is doing her best to be sharp also by sneaking a look into Julie’s diary and is baffled as to why her daughter would use code which is ironic seeing as she is snooping through it is it any wonder.

Julie is finally awake and Susan is quick to talk to her daughter who it so happens doesn’t recall being attacked and though Julie is not to be questioned or stressed Susan cannot hold her tongue for long before she spews out that she is not pregnant and she knows she has a boyfriend but she fails to retrieve any useful info because Julie orders out of the room.

Bree realises that Katherine seems to be off her trolley after she spotted her outside Mike and Susan’s spying on them but the spy doesn’t care very much for being spied upon and after some exchanged words Bree orders Katherine to take some sick leave.

Carlos is hoping that Lynette’s new found bosom can be used for their advantage by hanging them in front of clients he has even offered her his credit card to purchase a new dress in the hope of making sure she entices the clients making her feel just a little like a hooker.

Gaby confronts John about Ana’s crush on him but it quickly turns into a conversation about them he thinks now he has more money he can offer her everything she has ever wanted as he makes a move Ana walks in and makes a break for it.
Luckily Gaby manages to speak to Ana before Carlos arrives home and though Gaby try’s to persuade her that Johns feelings are one sided Ana cant help but doubt her as she reveals she knows about the photographs of her and John and saw her looking at them, Carlos arrives back and for now Ana seems convinced and announces she was just telling Gaby about quitting her job.

Danny asks his mum why she doesn’t get her scars removed to which she replies they have to be careful with money and after the explosion Nick took care of her so his purchase of golf clubs is ok, Danny says one day he will make lots of money and have them removed.
Later at his party thrown by Porter he watches as his dad flirts with young girls when he confronts him his dad says he doesn’t deserve the attitude he gets from his own son but Danny reveals he knows all about him hinting i.e. Julie.

Lynette’s has had some success mainly to do with her breasts when she comes home she questions Tom on what it is about breasts, Tom adds he likes big breast and though Lynette doesn’t have them normally he loves her because she is not perfect and nor is he.

Gaby is in bed having been waiting for Carlos she tells him though the life she has isn’t what she expected she is happy with her life just as it is though one gets the feeling there is a but in all that.

Katherine asks Bree for her job back stating that she is better but as they embrace Katherine see’s her wedding cake being wheeled in for another bride she of course see’s red and states if she cannot have the cake no one will a mad chase ensues between her and Bree leaving the wedding guest slightly baffled to stay the least.

Bree has no choice but to fire Katherine the next day as her behaviour and infatuation with Mike is no good for the company when Bree asks for the keys to the kitchen back Katherine scrapes her car before handing them back leaving Bree shocked and us clear that Katherine is having a breakdown.

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Everybody Ought To Have A Maid

Ouch I cant believe Gaby was called a lousy mother just because she left her daughter and her friend to play on their own its not as if they are babies they are old enough to be left alone to play inside, though good job the woman didn’t see she had poured herself some wine other wise she would have been accused of being a drunk.

Julie has arrived home from hospital to be confronted by Nick but she quickly tells him their affair is over but not before Danny spots the pair of them after confronting his father he tells him if he cheats on his mum again he will tell his mom but Nick tries to place the blame on him and it seems clear that he isn’t a very nice man.

Bree informs the others about Katherine’s behaviour and then accidently blurts out that Katherine tried it on with Mike and Mike is in the dog house for not telling her Susan’s reaction is to want to go over and speak to her but Mike manages to persuade her not to.

Oops Bree just got a look and a half from the cleaner at her and Carl’s hotel after answering a phone call from Orson and lying that she was at the supermarket shopping right in front of the cleaner.

Looks like Gaby’s argument with fellow mother Laura has escalated to the point that she is receiving cancelations left and right for Wynita’s party but instead of taking Carlos advice and watching the children play she believes the answer is to spend more on the party. Ooh sneaky as well she has gone over to tell all the kids about the exciting things that will be at the party leaving the mothers with screaming kids.

Bree decides to confront the cleaner about judging her she tries to tell her about her awful marriage but the cleaner informs her she has a good husband as she would kill to have a man like her husband who does the shopping.

Karen’s new boyfriend who is being hired by Lynette he already went over her head once to check with Tom that it was all ok but he has taken it a step to far this time after checking with Tom about the window boxes he has now rang Tom to check where he wants the bird house even though Lynette has told him where seems he doesn’t like taking orders from a woman.

Rofl Susan and Mike are holding a meeting for patrolling the street and is appealing for volunteers but after watching Katherine swoon over Mike she decides to make a display by snogging him when Katherine volunteers Susan blatantly ignores her and after confronting her the bickering begins.

Having failed the first time at convincing the cleaner that she is not a bad woman she tries again and suggest her husband cheated on her but the cleaner reveals she was the one who cheated and explains how it ruined her life after talking Bree reveals she does feel guilty and that she isn’t very happy at all.

Oh dear Gaby’s party was going down really well with the monkey and the clown but after threatening to ruin the monkey mans career if he doesn’t for fill his 2hrs he wont work again the monkey later flips and attacks the clown, the party then becomes chaos and Laura arrives to pick up her daughter and leaves in a huff.

Whoops Susan just shot Katherine accidently after Julie heard noises outside it is only a graze but with all the neighbours watching Katherine screams that Susan was trying to murder her problem is the gun belongs to Nick and Angie who in order to stop her calling the police has to tell her believes her about Mike still loving her in order to protect themselves from being in trouble over the gun..

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Don't Walk On The Grass

Oh my Juanita's just chose to swear for the very first time at her school play well Gaby was correct in saying it would be a disaster a bit like Carl being confronted over Bree finding his grandmothers broach Susan may think she lost it but Bree knows the truth and is more than happy to hand it back.

Oh dear Tom is in some trouble now bringing home two drunk college lads back home and Lynette is not a happy bunny at the thought of having two drunks staying the night.

Carlos and Gaby are in the principles office over Juanita's swearing but its not long before Gaby is in trouble also as she begins to argue over her punishment and for the second time in a few weeks Gaby is accused of being a bad parent and now has to begin looking for a new school.

Katherine has arrived at Susan’s to apologise and is putting on her best act at being nice but I am guessing the niceties wont last and Susan’s refusal to invite her to a bbq soon lead to her threatening to sue her and panicked Susan feels she has no choice but to do lunch with her rofl Aren’t you glad I’m not crazy anymore yeah right.

Bree is rather annoyed over Carl giving her the same broach as he gave Susan so much so she is finishing their relationship but as she turns and walks away Carl asks her to marry him and proceeds to beg leaving Bree in a state of shock.

Katherine has also decided to drop in on Angie and tell her how excited their plan is working in taking the high road with Susan but it doesn’t take long for Angie to snap and clearly state they are not partners in crime especially as its clear she has other things on her mind.

Carlos has been unable to find an opening at any schools for Juanita's and so suggests Gaby has to home school her it soon ends in a row with sex being used as the final scoring points.

Bree seems to have a guilty conscience as she is visiting Susan and digging up the dirt on Carl

Gaby has gone in search of a world globe to home school and ouch Lynette has just popped a button and Gaby has quickly informed her that she has noticed the weight she has been putting on lately but is willing to help her get rid of it and Lynette’s protests seem to go unheard until the phone rings and Lynette discovers Tom is apparently at a party.
Arriving at the party she questions why Tom is buying them booze and helping them so much under duress of their alcoholic water melon being dropped they reveal they got Tom the answers to his mid term papers.

Susan and Mike are having liaisons when Katherine calls wanting a leak fixed not wanting to be sued Susan insist Mike go and do the job but as Katherine opens the door in her sexy underwear she is disappointed to see Susan with Mike, as the charade continues Susan see’s that Katherine has set up a romantic setting in her bedroom all ready for Mike.
Katherine of course denies it all but Susan is having none of it as Susan shouts Mike Katherine does her best to get rid of the bubbly and rose petals they end up in the bathroom squashing food into each others faces and both end up falling into the bath full of soapy suds.

Tom reveals that he is not only failing one part of his course but nearly all of them and though they cannot afford for him to fail Lynette is furious that he is cheating it then ends up about her lying to her friends and boss about being pregnant.

Juanita's is becoming fed up with home schooling very quickly and its not surprising as Gaby has her doing ironing for her gym class it soon turns into a battle of wills, Carlos walks in to find the pair fighting each other as Gaby tries to make her pick the book up from the floor.
After being confronted by Carlos Gaby realises she may have acted hastily because of her pride and listens as Carlos gives her a grilling about her daughter having a right to feel angry.

Bree has decided she will marry Carl upon certain rules she wants to be sure that he means what he says and there f9r must go without sex for one month.

Whoops Angie had told Katherine that her mother was dead and has just been caught in the act talking to her she tries to cover it up by saying it was Nicks mom the conversation then turns to Katherine and Susan s. she wants the gun back so she can sue Susan but Angie says what gun and persuades her to stick to her plan before quickly ushering her out.

Gaby does her best to talk to Juanita's about why she did what she did but when she asks if she is a good mom no reply is forth coming leaving Gaby wondering.

Angie is doing her best to cover herself by visiting Susan and making it clear how crazy Katherine is and implanting the seed that it could have been her who attacked Julie.

Orson is getting close to discovering Bree’s secret as he visits the store where she supposedly brought the broach and is told they don’t sell that kind of thing.

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Careful The Things You Say

Oh how stupid is Julie for letting Nick in lucky for her that Lynette has arrived in time forcing him to leave and now she knows that it was him she was having an affair with and as she said if she doesn’t tell Susan she is going to be in worse trouble than before but she has decided to sort the situation out herself without telling her friend.

Rofl Gaby way of teaching fractions is to metaphorically chop her daughters doll into pieces, the homeschooling really isn’t going well Juanita seems to determined to be as awkward as possible, oh dear Gaby’s new cleaner has managed to work wonders and now Gaby is thinking she will make a great tutor as well as a cleaner.

Susan is getting no where with the police over the situation with Katherine and maybe it was her that attacked Julie though someone has volunteered to take the case and as of yet Susan hasn’t recognised who this is.

Bree and Orson are having dinner with Angie and Nick weirdly though its clear they have motives like hoping Bree will hire her to replace Katherine but thanks to Nick having a big mouth its not long before the couple end up arguing and there is still three more courses to come from Angie.

Looks like Bree will be hiring Angie after all seeing as her new clients wants simple Italian food so paying Angie a visit she concocts a story about a friend needing cheering up and fails to tell her its for a client.

Lynette has decided to pay Nick a visit about Julie but he doesn’t take kindly to her confronting him and has a good go at convincing her it was Julie doing all the running around after him and then threatens her she better stay quite, though she soon tells Tom she thinks she knows who strangles Julie.

Susan is talking over the strangulation with the police woman who quickly tries to jog Susan’s memory as to whom she is but even a few clues still haven’t hit the nail in the head and then goes on to ask her not to mention to Katherine that it was her who sent her nosing around.

Looking at her old year book Susan realises she not only gave the detective the knick name moose but stole her boyfriend it suddenly clicks she has sent a woman over to Katherine who hated her guts, oh and it gets worse moose is clearly become awfully friendly with Katherine

Rofl Carlos has asked the cleaning company to send over a new cleaner as she was doing a rubbish job of cleaning not realising that she was teaching Juanita maths leaving Gaby in a tight spot.

So desperate to get the cleaner back so she can teach Juanita she visits her at work elsewhere so she can get her back to teach and has to then agree to becoming the cleaner of her own house, unfortunately Carlos comes home early and discovers the truth but after Gaby states her case Carlos relents.

Angie has popped over to Bree’s and quickly realises that Bree lied and is in fact doing it for a client she is not happy and walks away with the recipe, it soon becomes clear that without it she cannot cook as good as Angie and though Orson lies and says they are great while confronting her over the broach they argue and Bree once again states she wants out of their marriage.

Tom and Lynette try talking to Julie about Nick they think its best that they go to the police but Julie doesn’t believe it could have been him.

Bree visits Angie to apologise and ask for her help though Angie doesn’t make it easy for her and wants to know why it is Bree doesn’t like her she admits she feels uncomfortable as she is so out spoken but when she reveals she is less than perfect and the state of her marriage to Orson Angie is shocked and gives in they are now a team in the kitchen.

Moose has discovered Susan bribing the other detectives with food hoping to get them back on the case it soon becomes clear that moose is intent on paying Susan back and begins questioning her on shooting Katherine and very quickly arrests her for not reporting it.

Tom and Lynette have gone to the police about Nick and them not knowing he was seeing Julie at the time of her strangulation and she had just broken it off beforehand.
Angie receives a call from the police about it and confronts him and states she knew all along that he was having an affair but lucky for him she has acted as his alibi though before they are ok as a couple again she punches him.

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The Coffee Cup


Susan is in court with an unusual judge who passes out some odd sentences in general and thanks to Susan saying one thing to many she is now picking up gabage on the road side in a bright orange jumpsuit.

Oooh err Julie just got a shock as big as her mother while trying to make idle chit chat with Angie who then revealed she knew all about her affair with Nick and paying for her coffee was the least she could do leaving Julie gobsmacked.

Lynette is now getting considerably big so much so she is wearing Tom’s shirts and he finds it a turn on

Gaby has gone to see her local catholic priest in the hope of bribing him into giving Juanitta a place at his school though he says no and thinks she should try attaneding church once in a while Gaby doesn’t take the hint and thinks she must attend to hand the money over during the service.

When Bree returns home after meeting Karl who is still rather desperate for sex she walks in to find him listening to opera and for a minute they share a connection over its beautiful sound but Bree quickly ushers herself off to bed.

Gaby arrives demanding to see Carlos at work and wants him to make a large charitable donation to ensure their daughter gets in but Carlos is not going to do that but when Gaby realises his work mate’s little girl goes to the school she tells Carlos and decides to give him a break by allowing him to head up the office in Miami and in turn it then backfires on Lynette as he is being sent abroad who she thought would cover her while she was on leave.

Katherine is taking great pleasure in winding Susan up and thinks she is very clever chucking her drink carton out the car window but unlucky for her Susan gives her address to the guy in charge and its not long before they are both picking up litter together.

Angie and Nicks relationship is strained at best as she believes he is now eyeing up the waitress

Lynette invites over her work mate who will be going abroad and leaving Lynette alone and with no one to cover her when she has to take maternity leave so Tom and Lyneete work their magic on convincing the couple that it would be a terrible idea to go to Miami and it seems their plan has worked.

Angie arrives at Bree’s to find Orson listening to opera and drinking again he takes the chance to question Angie on Bree’s meetings with clients that are fruitless and believes she is having an affair, he then asks her to spy on Bree while he is away though she refuses.

Katherine has a mini breakdown at the roadside and states that Susan has won she has the man she loved and therefore gives up but its clear she hasn’t finished winding Susan up yet by stating she and Mike had sex five times in one day which windes Susan up no end, later after sex with Mike she wastes no time in trying to match Katherine’s top score.

Angie confronts Bree about Orson thinking she is having an affair right as she is decorating a cake, Bree wastes little time in ringing Karl to demand he get her a divorce before they see each other again all the while Angie is watching.

Gaby arrives at Lynette’s to get her to talk her workmate back into taking the job in Miami so Juanitta can take his daughters place, while giving Lynette a hug she feels the babies kick and while at first happy she then realises Lynette’s deceit.

Flipping eck Susan is determined to get Mike into bed repeatedly and he isn’t responding well fourth time around and Susan quickly blurts out about her record with Katherine though Mike explains that was because he was stranded with her and they had nothing in common while Susan has everything he wants.

Karl arrives at Bree’s and is clocked by Angie who sneaks over to watch meanwhile Karl explains about setting up Orson as he is still on patrol, Angie cant believe it when she see’s the bedroom light go on and then out of the blue Orson arrives home so she rings Bree to warn her and in the nick of time manages to get Karl concealed and his clothes.
Lucky for Bree Angie saves the day by claiming the 2nd wine glass is hers she then helps Karl escape but tells Bree what she did she did for Orson.

Carlos tells Lynette he wants her to run the Miami company instead he tells her either she takes the job or that’s the end he clearly feels aggrieved.

Nick makes a phone call to a detective and says he will turn himself in as long as Angie gets a free pass paranoid he thinks the waitress heard him and comes back to strangle her!

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Would I Think Of Suicide

The weekly poker game is not getting u8nde4rway as the topic of the latest strangled victim is the only thing they are talking about they have the idea to get self defence lessons but Julie points out if someone wants to gets you they will and no lessons will help that.

Lynette has been given a leaving party and though tries to tell Carlos she wont be leaving he is doing his best to make her even taking her office away she either takes the job elsewhere or she’s fired.

Nick admits to Angie that he was the last customer at the coffee shop but not what he did he thinks it will be best if they leave but she refuses she likes where she is and will not give that up.

Bree visits an ex con who was in jail with Orson and asks him to pay him a visit to cheer him up he states if he is caught he will get sent back down but when Bree offers him money he is only to willing.

Karl arrives in the hope of cheering up Julie by bringing ice cream they agree to swap cars as she is feeling scared about the person who strangled her knows where she lives and what car she drives.

MJ speaks to Katherine and asks her how she is she uses the opportunity to tell him what a bad person his mum is Mike is not happy and heads over to tell her that if she talks to his son one more time she will find out how mad he can get and exactly what he is capable of

Susan spots Julie’s car at a motel and calls her to check her whereabouts not realising that she has swapped cars with Karl Susan is all ready to charge straight in not knowing that Bree is in there

Elsewhere Julie is actually bumping into Danny who wants to hang out with her but she states she cant as its to complicated he admits he knows about her and his dad she goes on to make it clear they will never be together no matter how much he likes her, h made to feel worse when he gets home to find his parents arguing.

Gaby heads over for lunch with Carlos and spots Lynette in her new box room office though she pleads for her to speak with Carlos Gaby is still angry that she didn’t trust her enough to admit her pregnancy.
Gaby has her conscience playing on her mind and wants Carlos to forgive her they reminisce about the past while they are thinking of forgiving her, Lynette is in bed with Tom talking about serving Carlos papers.

Angie finds Danny unconscious on his bed, later on we find out he tried to commit suicide because of this Nick tells her he is sorry for ringing the feds and will do anything for their family.

The ladies of wisteria lane attend the self defence classes unfortunately for Bree she is paired with Susan who knows all about her affair with Karl and half strangles Bree the tables are then turned as they continue to bicker, Bree releases Susan and walks out of the class.

Gaby has gone over with presents to Lynette as they are hugging they spot Carlos being served the truce is now over and Carlos is quick to retaliate by giving Lynette a stack of papers to be done by next morning meaning she will miss her daughters pageant.

Susan gets Bree and Karl to come over she wants to inform her of all his bad points Bree is thankful but states she has her eyes open and loves him so Susan gives her blessing.

Lynette says bye to Tom and her daughter saying how sorry she is that she cant go but at the last minute she runs after them obviously thinking family is far more important than work

Carlos arrives to get the work from Lynette she requires one more hour and because she hasn’t finished he terminates her employment Lynette is devastated and can’t believe her one time friend is actually doing it but Carlos doesn’t care in the slightest.

Danny reveals to the nurse that his name is not Danny its Tyler

Mike arrives to pick up MJ only to find that Katherine picked him up rushing over to her house he finds him eating at her table Mike orders him to go home, she thinks he needed to know about her and Mike he uses the one thing he has by telling her when they were together all he ever wanted was Susan.
Katherine says kill me it would be less painful but Mike states he doesn’t care enough to kill her.

Katherine takes things into her own hands by stabbing herself and calling for a ambulance in no doubt I’m sure that this will get her Mike back in some sick deluded way!

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Boom Crunch

Lol this women Daphne and Jeff who does nothing but moan despite his best attempts to please her wondering when God will save him and while flying a plane he has a heart attack passes out leaving her in control of the plane which is heading straight for Wisteria Lane.

The residents are decorating the street for Christmas but it soon turns into a fall out when Lynette and Gaby begin to bicker, Susan advises it is the season for good will just as a ambulance pulls up for Katherine who is quick to point out it was Mike.

Danny retracts his earlier statement that his name is in fact Tyler when Angie and Nick arrive they are confronted by the nurse Mona who also lives in Wisteria she thinks they are in witness protection to which they agree.

Bree confronts Orson with divorce papers and informs him if she goes down for fraud she will take him with her for associating with a convicted felon he takes it graciously but tells her he never intended on doing what he threatened leaving Bree feeling guilty to say the least.

Susan has arrived to see Katherine at the hospital and is doing her up most to be controlled and well behaved but it becomes to much when Katherine declares that she told Mike she was in love with someone else he flew into a rage and stabbed her.

Susan finds out that a family can get her committed so rings up Katherine’s daughter Dylan to come and see her later she arrives and becoming face to face with Susan she blurts out that she should leave her mum and Mike alone.
Katherine has twisted everything around.

Lynette and Tom are struggling financially he cannot get a refund on his college fees and she has no job, Tom suggest maybe she should make an apology meanwhile Carlos is also facing loosing his job unless he can sort the situation out unfortunately Gaby doesn’t think that is a reason to forgive Lynette and upon opening the door she slams it straight back in Lynette’s face.

Orson is packing his things and wonders who it is she’s seeing he asks her if she would be kind enough not to tell any of their friends she promises she wont until they are divorced though that’s not likely to happen seeing as Karl is hiring Daphne and Jeff to fly a plan over Wisteria with a sign reading will you marry me Bree?

The nurse Mona gives Danny a ride home and convinces him she knows everything he then blurts it all out about their past Angie heads outside to talk to her Mona wants a change in her life and suggests that Angie give her $67,000 in return for her silence enough to pay her mortgage and car.

Dylan visits her mum in hospital and continues to tell her daughter that it was Susan who stabbed her and Mike has been arrested accidently, Dylan asks her mum if she stabbed herself she flips and tries to make a run for it claiming she has to get to Mike she is then restrained and its clear Susan will get her wish of having her sectioned.

Wisteria Lanes festivities are in full swing with the carollers led by Bree though Gaby and Lynette cannot contain their anger at each other and end up fighting and accidently knocking a singing Bree over flat on her face she quickly calls a break and fires them both.

Nick and Angie are struggling to come up with ideas to pay Mona off

Karl arrives at the party to see Bree who pleads with him to leave before Orson see’s them but its to late lucky for them Orson thinks Karl has heard they are getting divorced and is there for business hoping to swoop in on Bree.

Daphne and is meanwhile trying to call for help over the radio while Jeff lies unconscious all the while heading straight for Wisteria Lane over the radio she is instructed to find a car park but she is unable to do so and is rather panicked, as is Bree who now knows what Karl has planned.

Karl decides to talk to Orson himself and tell him about him and Bree Orson thinks its legal stuff but is shocked to find out its Karl who’s sleeping with Bree Orson repeatedly punches him Karl announces what exactly going to happen to which Orson replies by thumping him round the head with a plastic candy ornament.

Angie gives a first instalment to Mona but she is not happy and believes that Angie is getting away with murder scot free that is until she shows her the scar on her back and wants to tell her the entire story but even upon hearing it Mona wants the rest of the money by the next day

All the while the plane is flying lower and lower which Tom soon notices as does Angie who runs just in time as the plane hits Mona it continues its destruction down the street nearly hitting Juanitta though Lynette got to her just in time